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Ed Hardy, Christian Audigier and Michael Jackson

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Last week was Cigarette week at The G Manifesto. This week is very quickly turning into Douchebag Week, with Ed Hardy Blacklisted by Vancouver Nightclubs and Tucker Max: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Trailer*.

Now it looks like, right before he died, Michael Jackson was about to come out with a wack clothing line with Christian Audigier.

Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill

No wonder Michael Jackson kicked the bucket: he had to look at all those epileptic seizure inducing T-shirt designs. Probably gave him the blues so hard you would think that he was Crippin. That is, until he turned Cookie Monster Blue like the interior of my custom suits.

Drugs don’t kill people.

T-shirts with Glitter do.

Thanks to T over at The Rawness for the tip.

*I don’t necessarily think that Tucker Max is a “douchebag”. I mean to my limited knowledge, he doesn’t wear Ed Hardy. So he gets a pass.

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

To end this on a good note an little SE SD banger:

Jayo Felony – Nitty Gritty

And a banging Latina:

Ed Hardy Blacklisted by Vancouver Nightclubs

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Downtown bars are turning people away because they’re wearing brands of clothing that are being identified as gangster-wear.

Blacklisted brands include his favourite labels like Ed Hardy, Affliction and Xtreme Couture, he said. All of these use trendy motifs like tattoos, skulls and chains.

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How did Ed Hardy shirts all of a sudden become “Gangster”?

I always thought these kind of shirts just said “Idiot”.

Like the Unusual Suspects said:

“It’s a total eclipse when the darkness falls,
Most of you so called thugs chill in shopping Malls.”

Fuck Ed Hardy

(Thanks to Joshua for sending this.)

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Klint – Diamond

Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill

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Anyone who knows me, knows I have been waging a War against Ed Hardy Clothing and “Ed Hardy Guy” for years now.

If I was a rapper, my album cover would have me standing by my Cadillac, guard up, with a Ed Hardy shirt under the wheel a la Kool Moe Dee’s “How Ya Like Me Know”.

It looks like the pendulum is really starting to swing in my favor:

Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill

Not really a fan of this Dirt Nasty guy either, but as Mark “Chopper” Read always said, “The enemy of my enemy is my friend”.

I guess Christian Audiger’s crappy nightclub in the equally crappy Treasure Island is folding too.

Like the “Striped Shirt Guy” before him, I won’t stop until the maggots are feasting on “Ed Hardy Guy’s” and “Christian Audiger Guy’s” over tanned flesh.

Now you tell me who won,
I see them, they run

– Pac

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Thanks to T over at The Rawness for tipping me on this.

fuck Ed Hardy,
fuck Christian Audiger,
fuck Christian Audiger Clothing as a staff, a clothing company, and as a mother f**kin crew.
And if you want to be down with Christian Audiger Clothing,
Then fuck you too.

– Interpolation of Tupac – Hit em up.

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Once this War is over, I promise, I will start working on Universal Healthcare.

But, first things first.

And Oh yeah, fuck Affliction too.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Tupac – Hit Em Up(Uncensored)

To End this on a good note: