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Black Friday: American Shopping Slaves

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A little while ago, I wrote about America’s Image Problem. These videos which a reader sent me, don’t exactly help:

Raw Video Of ‘Black Friday’ Shoppers Trampled At Target Store

“The whole commerce between master and slave is a perpetual exercise of the most boisterous passions, the most unremitting despotism on the one part, and degrading submissions on the other. Our children see this, and learn to imitate it.” – Thomas Jefferson

BLACK FRIDAY FIGHT

“Do not quench your inspiration and your imagination; do not become the slave of your model.” – Vincent Van Gogh

Crazy riot at Walmart over black friday items

“The essence of all slavery consists in taking the product of another’s labor by force. It is immaterial whether this force be founded upon ownership of the slave or ownership of the money that he must get to live.” – Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy

Walmart in Georgetown KY Black Friday fight. (Not to be confused with Georgetown in Washington, DC)

“The moment the slave resolves that he will no longer be a slave, his fetters fall. Freedom and slavery are mental states.” – Mahatma Gandhi

Black Friday fight at the mall

“Money is a new form of slavery, and distinguishable from the old simply by the fact that it is impersonal – that there is no human relation between master and slave” – Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy

“If you put a chain around the neck of a slave, the other end fastens itself around your own” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“I’m against slavery simply because I dislike slaves” – Henry Louis Mencken

Pathetic. One of the downsides of the Internet is America can no longer trick other countries into thinking we are dope.

I feel really out of step with America these days. When I think about it, I don’t buy anything. Except, of course, for the occasional Custom Suit (I have actually switched to an American tailor to be more Patriotic) pack of cigarettes or heater.

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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life

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Douchebag VS Douchebag

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This is typically beneath the type of subject matter handled on The G Manifesto (actually, who are we kidding?), but a number of people sent it to me so I figured I should post it:

The LAPD is currently looking for douchemeister extraordinaire Joe Francis after he allegedly Chris Brown-ed Brody Jenner’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole. If that didn’t make your vagina squeaky clean, it gets better (or worse, depending on how you look at it).

It all started at Guys and Dolls nightclub early this morning in Los Angeles. Brody told TMZ that Jayde witnessed Joe trying to put the moves one of his ex-girlfriends. For some reason, Jayde didn’t like this, so she threw her drink on Joe. You know how you’re not supposed to give a Gremlin water? Well, you’re not supposed to throw booze on a douchebag, because it strengthens their douchiness.

After Jayde wasted a perfectly good DRANK on Joe, he grabbed her by the hair, punched her in the face, threw her to the ground and started kicking at her. Security threw a little menstrual fluid on Joe which caused him to run out of the club. Brody immediately followed Joe outside and busted him in the face. Brody was then tasered by someone and Joe managed to get away.

The police are currently looking for Joe. Jayde says she will press charges against Joe.

And the video is where? I mean, Joe getting fisted in his fugly mug and Brody getting tasered in his ass?! We finally know the true reason why they were both put on this earth! It was so all of us could witness their asses getting socked and shocked! Git that video! Everyone’s happiness depends on it.

By the way, this entire fight was sponsored by Ed Hardy.

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Pretty funny stuff.

I have always hated this Joe Francis nonce. I used to like Bruce Jenner as a little baby G, but these days he looks like a tranny and acts like a beta.

But the good news is, it looks like the douchebags are turning on each other.

Now, all we need is The Douchebags to turn on The Wimpsters, and vice versa.

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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