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Guest Manifesto: Your World Don’t Stop

By: Your Favorite Writer’s Favorite Writer

“Pistol Whip a Priest for his cross piece”

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At any given Cipriani benefit ball, midtown, soho, downtown, I perform like Michael, MPM, Tyson, Jordan, or Jackson. Suited down, pocket squared, no mobb boss but I’ve been performing hits since I stepped on the scene. Long Vol, Short Vol, you can try to understand the Greeks but I bet you are still beta. They say Kanye ‘you keeps it too real boy’.

Like stone crab claws at Lure Fish Bar on Prince Street. I’m dishing at chicks like the point guard on your favorite team. Late night at White Star on Essex on the DL. Like new cash bond issuance in the credit markets, high grade priced 8 Bill, it was all good just a week ago. High Yields on the rise, the bifurcation was so February. I’m trading single B’s off the break like E tabs at a rave. If you’re long credit, watch the DIP or you’ll get crammed down harder than secured lenders in Chrysler by Uncle Sam. Pimp Cadillac population excluded.

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I’ve respected the game since my first dice roll Timberland booted down. Summertime is around the corner. Gucci loafers, no socks, Eric Ripert dinners. Girls at Da Silvano. Bisteca next door. I’m fam at the Waverly. For the futures market non fluent, trade the VXX as hedge. Thank me later. Euro dollar futures. Spooz futures. Treasury futures. Curves steep now. Its cross asset class but same school.

Stocks at 1, you can’t short it that much more. I see your 100 shares front running me. Monaco. Marbella. Mauritius. Go long the Kiwi and AUD when inflation hits and it will. The funeral of CDO. RIP Equity tranche 2006. Synthetic CDO was an infant death. The rebirth of cash. The ailing of CDS. Non-Financial Hybrids pricing in 21% at call but then again capital structure arb wasn’t you. I forgive your weak ass, hustling just ain’t you. I’m still seen at Masa.

Az – Your World Don’t Stop

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Its not lost on me how putting SPRAY’N WASH Laundry Stain Remover is a little strange on The G Manifesto.

But I am telling you, this stuff works wonders.

Last night, while swooping a fly daughter of a well known Bay Area Tech CEO (parents live in Atherton and all that), a couple of glasses of of 2006 Domaine Chandon Pinot Meunier got spilled during the heat of the battle, on my Custom Guayabera from Ramón Puig and some white Irish Linen pants. My white Prada loafers were spared.

Used some SPRAY’N WASH Laundry Stain Remover and the Vino stains are completely vanished. The Guayabera is completely back in action.

I really can’t believe people aren’t making a bigger deal about this stuff. Best stain remover ever.

Every G should have a bottle of this.

Cool bottle too.

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Side Note:

Get some 2006 Domaine Chandon Pinot Meunier. Very Statement Making. And like heaven on your palate.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Outkast – So Fresh, So Clean

Mother’s Day

Love Ya Moms – N.O.R.E.

Make sure you call Moms.

And get her some tulips.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Locksmith
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Downtown Los Angeles Jewelry Heist

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Los Angeles police are looking for two armed thieves who set up camp in an empty business on Broadway, then broke through a wall into an adjacent jewelry store and robbed the owner of more than $500,000 in gold chains and earrings.

The heist was reported at B. Lewis Jewelry Manufacturing at 610 S. Broadway Friday afternoon, about the same time as the May Day protest downtown, said LAPD Lt. Paul Vernon.

It was not immediately clear if the robbery was timed to coincide with the protest, but Vernon said the thieves took unusual steps, including staying in the business overnight, employing a listening device to monitor employees next door and sawing through drywall.

“This was an unusually sophisticated robbery where the suspects apparently lay in wait, and it took a great deal of planning and patience,” Vernon said.

The jewelry thieves, who wore ski masks, pistol whipped and bound a man at the jewelry store with duct tape. The men, one short and portly and the other tall and skinny, also took the store’s video security system to try to hide their identity, Vernon said.

Police said the men left behind empty potato chip bags and a new ladder. One of the suspects sustained a severe bite to his finger. Police said one of the men went by the name Tony.

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Smooth heist.

If these guys were smart, they would have used fake names. Hence the “Tony”.

Never leave behind evidence like the “potato chip bags” unless its fake evidence.

And if you are going to leave food behind, make sure its something smooth…like a plate of Foie Gras. For style points.

Its getting harder and harder in this technological world for the Heistman. Most of us are switching to work with “Tech Crim Crews“.

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Dmx Here we go again

Here We Go Again – DMX

Identity Theft, Inc.: A Wild Ride with the World’s #1 Identity Thief

Just finished reading Identity Theft, Inc.: A Wild Ride with the World’s #1 Identity Thief.

Dope book, worth a read.

“Glenn Hastings”, the author, chronicles his exploits of assuming the identities of hundreds of identities and becoming rich.

He thoroughly breaks down how he does the crimes are committed against airlines, casinos, banks, mortgage companies and hotels.

A true story of how “crime pays”. And the French Riviera.

The crazy thing about reading this book is my path has crossed the author’s at many places and exact times in history.

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

The Clipse – Till The Casket Drops – Kinda Like A Big Deal f/ Kanye West