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Ed Hardy, Christian Audigier and Michael Jackson

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Last week was Cigarette week at The G Manifesto. This week is very quickly turning into Douchebag Week, with Ed Hardy Blacklisted by Vancouver Nightclubs and Tucker Max: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Trailer*.

Now it looks like, right before he died, Michael Jackson was about to come out with a wack clothing line with Christian Audigier.

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No wonder Michael Jackson kicked the bucket: he had to look at all those epileptic seizure inducing T-shirt designs. Probably gave him the blues so hard you would think that he was Crippin. That is, until he turned Cookie Monster Blue like the interior of my custom suits.

Drugs don’t kill people.

T-shirts with Glitter do.

Thanks to T over at The Rawness for the tip.

*I don’t necessarily think that Tucker Max is a “douchebag”. I mean to my limited knowledge, he doesn’t wear Ed Hardy. So he gets a pass.

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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

To end this on a good note an little SE SD banger:

Jayo Felony – Nitty Gritty

And a banging Latina:

Tucker Max: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Trailer

Tucker Max, who wrote a New York Times Best Seller is coming out with a movie.

Now, Tucker Max is not exactly my strain of Chronic, but to each his own.

I do have a lot of respect for the cat, he is a good writer, has the juice to make his own movie, and generally (from what I know, which is not a ton) plays by his own rules.

I also give him props for breaking down some of the barriers for male writers, and male subject matter in general.

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He is often accused of being a liar, a misogynist, sexist, homophobic, racist, and an asshole (the last one by his own account).

Personally, I don’t think the guy is a liar. His stories are completely believable, and in fact, maybe a little tame. People relate to his stories, (and why so many people buy his books) because they know someone like him, or knew someone like him.

I remember “him” from my college days: he was the dorky “regular guy” playing intramural flag football on campus when I was going down to my beach crib to pitch drugs and swoop girls. Or going down South to hidden beaches and uncrowded points.

There are some people that don’t believe what I write in The G Manifesto either. In my experience, these are people with extremely boring lives.

As Bruce Lee said:

“The doubters said…”Man cannot fly,”
The doer said…”Maybe, but we’ll try,”
And finally soared
In the morning glow
While non-believers …Watched from below.“

Sure he a misogynist, but I have been accused of the same thing. There is nothing I have read of his that would lead me to believe he is a homophobic or a racist in any way.

Anyways, here is his trailer for I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell:

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Looks pretty damn unfunny. Every joke in the trailer was an air ball.

And pretty boring.

A night at the Gentleman’s Club? Come on.

But, keep in mind, I am the type of G that goes to Gentleman’s Club’s three nights a week.

And who are these nonces doing the acting?

Can’t blame Tucker for the actors though. “Young Hollywood” is pretty much the biggest a bunch of nonces out there.

Either way, I truly hope his movie does well.

And my guess is, it will.

Crap movies do well these days.

http://www.ihopetheyservebeerinhell.com

Be sure to check The G Manifesto’s Gentleman’s Club Resources:

Ten Tips For Picking Up Strippers
Strip Club Tip: Lobster Trapping
Top Ten Strip Club Mistakes
Advanced move for Picking up Exotic Dancers
The Gentleman’s Club Theorem AKA The Local Bar Theorem
Manifesto Destiny II: Innovative Gentleman’s Club Concepts
Manifesto Destiny: The Gentleman’s Club
Top Ten Strip Clubs in New York City

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Nas – Ether

Ed Hardy Blacklisted by Vancouver Nightclubs

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Downtown bars are turning people away because they’re wearing brands of clothing that are being identified as gangster-wear.

Blacklisted brands include his favourite labels like Ed Hardy, Affliction and Xtreme Couture, he said. All of these use trendy motifs like tattoos, skulls and chains.

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How did Ed Hardy shirts all of a sudden become “Gangster”?

I always thought these kind of shirts just said “Idiot”.

Like the Unusual Suspects said:

“It’s a total eclipse when the darkness falls,
Most of you so called thugs chill in shopping Malls.”

Fuck Ed Hardy

(Thanks to Joshua for sending this.)

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Klint – Diamond

Viktor Bout: Thais reject US extradition request

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A Thai court on Tuesday rejected a U.S. request to extradite a Russian arms dealer who allegedly sold weapons to dictators and warlords around the world, raising the prospect that he could be freed by the weekend.

The unexpected ruling in favor of Viktor Bout was welcomed by Russia. The United States, which had mounted the sting operation that led to his arrest at a Bangkok hotel, said it was “mystified” by the court’s decision.

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Bangkok Criminal Court Judge Chittakorn Pattanasiri said Thai prosecutors have 72 hours to indicate whether to appeal, and, if not, Bout will be set free. If an appeal is filed, Bout will be held pending further proceedings.

The 42-year-old Bout, who has denied any wrongdoing, jumped up from his seat upon hearing Tuesday’s ruling and hugged his crying wife. He flashed a victory sign to TV cameras as he was escorted from the courtroom by guards.

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

ALC Theme (feat. Kool G Rap) – The Alchemist

Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill

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Anyone who knows me, knows I have been waging a War against Ed Hardy Clothing and “Ed Hardy Guy” for years now.

If I was a rapper, my album cover would have me standing by my Cadillac, guard up, with a Ed Hardy shirt under the wheel a la Kool Moe Dee’s “How Ya Like Me Know”.

It looks like the pendulum is really starting to swing in my favor:

Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill

Not really a fan of this Dirt Nasty guy either, but as Mark “Chopper” Read always said, “The enemy of my enemy is my friend”.

I guess Christian Audiger’s crappy nightclub in the equally crappy Treasure Island is folding too.

Like the “Striped Shirt Guy” before him, I won’t stop until the maggots are feasting on “Ed Hardy Guy’s” and “Christian Audiger Guy’s” over tanned flesh.

Now you tell me who won,
I see them, they run

– Pac

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Thanks to T over at The Rawness for tipping me on this.

fuck Ed Hardy,
fuck Christian Audiger,
fuck Christian Audiger Clothing as a staff, a clothing company, and as a mother f**kin crew.
And if you want to be down with Christian Audiger Clothing,
Then fuck you too.

– Interpolation of Tupac – Hit em up.

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Once this War is over, I promise, I will start working on Universal Healthcare.

But, first things first.

And Oh yeah, fuck Affliction too.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Tupac – Hit Em Up(Uncensored)

To End this on a good note: