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The Del Mar Race Track Summertime Guide

In a few hours, The Del Mar Race Track begins and marks the start of the best six weeks of the year in Southern California. Well, at least it is for International Playboys.

It is no secret that I have had a long and passionate love affair with The Del Mar Race Track for years culminating in the Top Spot.

Sadly, I will not make it this year. Like Rocky Marciano, I have relinquished my crown.

(Side note: Don’t shed a tear for me. I might be having the best summer of my life.)

Being that I am probably the most prolific writer on The Race Track Lifestyle since Damon Runyon, I have put together a definitive guide for The Del Mar Race Track for any up and comers that want to take the title.

Who knows though? Maybe I will pull one last “job”. So no slacking, or I may just come and peel your girls like Alpha-Hydroxy.

Surf and Turf: The Race Track

The Del Mar Racetrack Part II

The Del Mar Racetrack: Swooping The Top Tier Girls

The Dress Policy of The Del Mar Turf Club

Opening Day at The Del Mar Racetrack

How to Win at The Kentucky Derby

Summertime Update

Opening Day The Del Mar Racetrack Style Then and Now

The Del Mar Race Track: How to Dress for the Horse Races

The Del Mar Racetrack Checklist

The Del Mar Race Track: Dope Style, Wack Style

Opening Day Del Mar Race Track Pictures

Del Mar Race Track Considers Shortening Season

Del Mar Racetrack Art Mural

2009 Del Mar Racetrack Guide

The Del Mar Racetrack: 3 O’ CLOCK FRIDAYS this Year

Joe Harper’s Blog: President and CEO Del Mar Racetrack

Del Mar: Parents complain of drugs at Ziggy Marley concert

The Del Mar Race Track 4 O’ Clock Fridays

Good luck.

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AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
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The Del Mar Racetrack: Swooping The Top Tier Girls

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(Check the archives for more Data Sheets on The Del Mar Racetrack)

One of the great things about The Del Mar Racetrack in Summertime is you really get some top tier girls rolling through. I am talking Hollywood Actresses, Models, and Playboy girls (ok, not exactly “top tier”, but you get my point).

Here is a move I use to swoop them:

When you spot a insanely fly girl in The Del Mar Turf Club, chances are, there are going to be other playboys trying to swoop her.

Let them make their move. The Del Mar Racetrack is just as much a Stamina competition as a Game competition.

And since it is a “closed environment” you can bide your time and wait. (This tactic also works at other “closed environments” ie weddings).

However, what I will do, is step in strong make and introduction, and cut out. I spot them from afar and play The Deerhunter.

Then I let the other Playboys blow their bankroll and lose steam.

When the time is right, at approximately the fifth race, I will then make my move again.

Since she already knows who you are, you will seem like a breath of fresh air. I then isolate her and roll around the spot, introducing her to the heavies ie The Shark, Pitino, the cat who runs the show at Flemington Racecourse in Melbourne, Beyer, and other assorted characters.

A cigarette on the balcony, and it is time to close the show. And when you close the show, do it like Sugar Ray Leonard did against Tommy “The Hitman” Hearns:

Essentailly, what you want to do when you swoop The Top Tier Girls at The Del Mar Racetrack is be the “boxer” in the early rounds and change to the “puncher” in the later rounds. Like Sugar Ray. And I am not talking about that crappy band from Orange County either.

Make sense?

Side note on The Del Mar Racetrack:

It is widely accepted that I have been the No.1 Playboy at The Del Mar Racetrack over the last ten years. (Something like The Celtics in the 60’s. I am mildly surprised that Sports Illustrated hasn’t covered this).

Doubt me? Just walk up to whoever you think is the top playboy there and ask him, “Who is the top Playboy at The Del Mar Racetrack?”

Nine times out of ten, the answer you will get is, “Michael Mason, with out a doubt.”

But that is neither here nor there.

However, this summer I will not be making an apperance. I have decided to trade The Del Mar Racetrack for the Topless Beaches of Spain this summer.

I have settled nicely into a routine of waking up late, surfing, chilling with fly 21 year old topless girls, having them cook me a Spanish lunch, swooping and napping.

Decent.

The Down Economy has hurt The Del Mar Racetrack. And I don’t like where they are going with the non-smoking thing either.

Essentially, I am pulling a “Lennox Lewis” and I am surrendering my belt.

So if you want that No.1 spot, its open.

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life

http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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Summertime Update

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This Summer I have been logging in heavy hours at The Del Mar Race Track, hustling, gambling and swooping fly girls. I have even taken to eating lemondrops at the track (and I don’t mean those shots that Strip Club Waitress’ always try to get me to do pro-bono, either), all the while enjoying the beautiful 70 degree weather that coastal Southern California has been offering, while the rest of the country sweats it out.

I have been mostly holding court dayside (pre-track) at Red Tracton’s and nightside (post-track) at L’Auberge Del Mar. I did take time to catch Juan Manuel Marquez cook Juan Diaz in the rematch, like I said he would. Another big win for 70’s babies over 80’s babies. And another decent win for my Custom Suit pocket.

I also saw Zenyatta go 18-0 in what Del Mar Thoroughbred Club CEO, Joe Harper, called, “This is the best day Del Mar has ever had. And thanks to not just Zenyatta, but the style and eloquence of people you see in front of you,” from the relaxing confines of The Del Mar Turf Club.

Now after having The Best Feeling again, its time to plan my next strike. Hope your summer is going well also.

And don’t forget to bust my favorite Summertime Move: Lollipops and Popsicles. Just did a re-order of Firecracker pops.

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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